I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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