Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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