This is not my ceiling
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You can make out without kissing
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