Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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