Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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