I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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