found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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