can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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