38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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