I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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