In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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