when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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