Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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