i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My breasts were aching with rage.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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