Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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