I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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