Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Randomize