i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
