guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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