A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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