He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Sober January is a disaster.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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