Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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