its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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