she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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