I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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