Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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