the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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