Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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