operation harelip BJ is a go
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
How does one acquire holy water?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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