office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm like, not good at living.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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