Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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