after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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