Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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