she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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