it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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