I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Randomize
