i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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