i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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