Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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