Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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