There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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