No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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