no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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