just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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