You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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