We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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