Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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