we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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