I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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