just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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