ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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