i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We had sex on a dog bed..
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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