There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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